February 2012
Me: Am I free to assemble a protest of peaceful peers?
Government: Only with a permit.
Me: Am I free to travel?
Government: Only with a passport.
Me: Am I free to pursue my own ideas of happiness?
Government: Only within these constraints.
Me: Am I free to start a business?
Government: Only with a license.
Me: Am I free to marry who I wish?
Government: Only with my consent.
Me: Am I free?
Government: I'm legally obligated to say that you are.
Government: Stop asking so many questions.
mormonhub:
arguing with me
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theoryofperception:
colly-:
theoryofperception:
Mia, you better be doing your essay
i’ve done mine
you can be quiet
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theoryofperception:
Mia, you better be doing your essay
i’ve done mine
just finished a 2200 word essay in six hours
fuck
yes
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alxqnn:
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
heartshocks:
the school phoned my mum this morning asking why I wasn’t in school and my mum couldn’t think of an excuse for me and so she just said “she had to go to the solicitors, bye” and hung up.
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seraphiins:
on a scale of one to marchesa how predictable will 90% of the oscar gowns be tonight
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
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“I’m so thirsty I’d drink the sweat from a protestant’s sock.”
– Jim Cosgrave (Sister’s boyfriend)
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allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:
IPAD 3 MARCH 7
my birthday yo
dont like people or you will get feelings and die
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Well let me tell you how Snejana got cancelled...
snejspo:
From what my secret sources tell me at the Gucci fittings Aymeline Valdae called Snejana fat as they were getting measured. Snejana simply cackled and called her a french drag queen who can’t even paint herself right. Aymeline fired back by saying shes a Alexander Wang muse with a bright future. Again Snejana cackled and said “what the difference between fabulousnes and tragedy. I will...
today started off with me essentially crying in front of blythe lol fab
but she was nice and took me out for the day around the thames and we walked all the way to canary wharf and it was lovely and funny and i needed it
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Who you're friends with is crucial in the...
dirtywixsonsecrets:
You got your freshmen
Preps
J.V. Jocks
Asian nerds
Cool Asians
Varsity Jocks
Unfriendly Black Hotties
Girls who eat their feelings
Girls who don’t eat anything
Desperate wannabees
Burnouts
Sexually active band geeks
The best people you will ever meet
And the worst…
BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS
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